Mr. Snookums
Bon Vivant / Cat about Town
ME
Professional
info
Where to start? I have a degree in strategic napping from Catmandhu U and minored in lazing about at the same institution. My strengths are silent manipulations of the universe to influence positive outcomes for my friends and family by warping the very fabric of space and time. I really don't get enough credit for all I do, but I'm not complaining.
Skills
SLEEPING
SPACE/TIME WARPING
NAPPING
HANGING WITH BEAR
ADVICE
SNOOZING
Other Stuff
Well, I like to look out the window. The Bear and I can just do that for hours. At Christmas, we get to stay up all night with our friends the seasonal animals. They 'hibernate' for the rest of the year in the basement. Bear doesn't hibernate. He's year-round, like me.
We also spend a lot of time in the office. I guess we're inspirational or something. Daddy is always saying, 'What would Snookums do?' And nap is the real answer but I'm not sure that's what he's going for.
This is me in a boa.
Languages
SNOW LEOPARDESE
ENGLISH
BEAR
I'm cooking a sausage!
